I had a webpage like this one in 1994 that I wish I had the source for so I could put it up and show you how terrible the early web was, but thankfully, it is gone and too old even for the Internet Archive to bring back.
You're not really missing anything though. I was like 19 or something and my page was exactly the kind of page you'd expect a 19 year old on the early web to write. Just imagine Space Jam, except less interesting.